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The Quote Collection

I collect quotes. I love quotes, particularly funny ones. I’ve decided to start writing them down here. My list will be small at first, since I tend to write quotes down on random pieces of paper and in notebooks, but as I find them, and hear more, this list will grow.

“We are all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.”- Walter Bishop, Fringe

A myth is just an unverified fact.”- Walter Bishop, Fringe

“Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors?”- Foreman
“No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.”- House, House, MD

“How can you just sit there?”- Patient’s Mother
“If I eat standing up, I spill.”- House, House, MD

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” – Dr. Seuss
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” – Mark Twain
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” – Douglas Adams
A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding…” Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Sheldon: I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Penny: I give up. He’s impossible!
Sheldon: I can’t be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, ‘I give up; he’s improbable’.

Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for ‘soup’ tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It’s not ‘soup’; it’s ‘courage’.
Sheldon: No it isn’t. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How’d you see it? You said you wouldn’t look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.

Leonard: For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon (intrigued): You have a sarcasm sign?

Sheldon: Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Sheldon: Excuse me! Wolverine Origin, mini series issue two, page 22, retractable bone claws. You know, if you three spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books, we would have much less of these embarrassing moments.

Sheldon: You know, I’m given to understand that there’s an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. taraSG permalink
    September 27, 2009 9:13 pm

    Hahhah I LOVE this new page!

  2. December 4, 2009 10:40 am

    I love this!

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